thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

Signs at a party 🎉
  • Leo: the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
  • Virgo: has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
  • Aries: first to get drunk, first to break something
  • Capricorn: the designated driver - much to their dismay
  • Gemini: gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
  • Pisces: smoking a joint in the corner of the room
  • Sagittarius: "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
  • Scorpio: first to get laid
  • Cancer: holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
  • Aquarius: "anyway, here's wonderwall..."
  • Taurus: drunkenly hooking up with libra
  • Libra: does not remember this night happening

baegal:

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and  -

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posted 2 weeks ago via sirdef · © janesfoster with 209 notes

janesfoster:

marvel “we don’t give a flying fuck about female characters” cinematic universe 

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koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

thewicked-eternity