u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT


female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe


This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 


*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

posted 9 hours ago via mvnzel · © liverde with 2,601 notes

Well, it’s a little perky.


i need kisses and attention and alcohol

"I like how…."
— me when I don’t like how (via addisonmontgomery)
posted 14 hours ago via mvnzel · © tmpgifs with 10,312 notes