toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

guiltyhipster:

This is actually a fantastic part of the movie because Pixar is giving the viewers a gentle reminder of what real life is like. Accidents happen, even to good people, and you can’t make it a tragedy if you have to dip into your savings to repair the damage. You just have to keep moving forward, work hard, and hope for the best. 

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

posted 9 hours ago via mvnzel · © liverde with 2,601 notes

Well, it’s a little perky.

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

"I like how…."
— me when I don’t like how (via addisonmontgomery)
posted 14 hours ago via mvnzel · © tmpgifs with 10,312 notes
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