“As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the ocean: “Conjoiner rejoinder poisoner concealer revelator. Look at it, rising up and rising down, taking everything with it.” “What’s that?” I asked. “Water,” the Dutchman said. “Well, and time.”
(John Green, The Fault in our Stars)
#shitthatsfresh
- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
thisisevenharderthannamingablog:
Captain America #108
Yes, Steve fell into one of Pastepot Pete’s traps.
Steve. STEVE.
STEVE. YOU’RE WEARING GLOVES.
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn’t advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn’t wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
